Merry Christmas

Winners Never Cheat

This is a great book...really.

the Bald One

When the heat is on the Nads Stick Together

Craziest mascot I have ever seen of heard of.

The name is Scrotie. He is the mascot for the Rhode Island School of Design.

The hockey team is called the Nads and the cheerleaders are called jock straps because the support the Nads.

The Joy of Selling to Idiots

Cant be much funnier

A Very Happy Thanksgiving

This is my favorite time of year starting tomorrow. I love the Christmas season being kicked off by a great Holiday. A time of feasting, relaxing, and most of all thanking God for how He has blessed all of us with life and many other blessings! No matter how your life has been going try to enjoy the Holiday tomorrow.

Remember our troops in your prayers as they serve away from home during the Holiday season which is very or can be very lonely.

I must also say GO BUCKEYES!!

-the Bald one

Kid Rock Born Free

Bob,

Still cant tell if I dig the new stuff or not...Ill call ya
the Bald one

No Need for Body Scans

I found a solution....

Harry Reid is Stupid

I wish I was smarter so I could use a more intense word than "stupid" but Majority Leader Reid announced today that his two goals for the rest of this session of Congress was to vote on repealing the ban on gays in the military and the dream act which is a plan to help young illegal immigrants find a path to citizenship.

Both of those issues are fine to vote on-don't misunderstand me. I think immigration has to be addressed and homosexuals SHOULD be able to serve in the military but Reid just got his butt handed to him and he still is tone deaf...oh and I am sure Obama wants his head because the gay in the military issue is going to be repealed the proper way per order of the President.

Funny in a way but tragic in many more. Nevada I hope you are happy!

Holiday TV Stuff for 2010

Hello,

I thought instead of listing all of the upcoming shows this year I would just give you the best links to a huge variety of Thanksgiving/Christmas TV shows. Feel free to add some if you know of any.

Santa Hambone

www.chiff.com/home_life/holiday/christmas/whats-on-tv.htm

www.classic-tv.com/holidayspecials/

Feel Your Boobies!

Ok so now that breast cancer month is over I can get this off my chest. That pun was not intended but welcomed.

I would like all of the people who constantly complained on various social media outlets about how it is in poor taste to make boobie jokes and have programs like "where do you put your purse", etc just think for a bit.

It was not appropriate to say anything during October but here it is:Whatever it takes to get more women to get mammos is good. Even if this offends the sensibilities of some folk...too bad! Lets set all kinds of records next October for media, hype and attention. All to the end that moms would be saved-that's the goal folks! Thank you NFL!

Yours in support of breasts!

The bald one!

PS-miss ya mom

Meet Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani

President Obama may have got a great lesson in why we don't try war criminals for crimes that were committed outside of the United States in civilian courts. Personally I doubt if he will learn.

A Federal jury found this terrorist not guilty on over 200 charges. He was finally convicted of conspiracy in the Kenya and Tanzanian bombings that killed north of 200 people. This is why the President wont close GITMO...he cannot.

The Dems have to realize that 41 had a pretty good handle on the war front and they better learn to follow his lead or we will have these murderous bastards back in their home countries plotting attacks and planning how to kill our children-yep the same ones you saw off to school today.
DISCLAIMER:the above awesome article was not written by a Republican

COPS trying to find tongue cutter outers!

A strange happening has been noted all across North America. Both Democrats and Yankee fans seem to be missing their tongues! Please call your local Police Department if you know any helpful information. I suppose you could NPR for the former issue. The listener care line is 202. 513.3232 You may want to call collect because they don't have much money except what our taxes fund.

What I like and What I Dont

I like Jamey Johnson. He is the real deal. He is classified as country but he is so much more. www.Jameyjohnson.com

I don't like the fact that the NFL will more than likely strike. I suppose fame and fortune just isn't enough for some people...it is great for me-so if any NFL guys want to give away money-call my agent.

the bald one

At least he wasnt driving!

Colts punter Pat Mc Afee was arrested this morning for public intoxication. The cops found him swimming in a city canal. When the cops asked him how much he had to drink he said "A lot cause I am drunk!"

Mercy Triumphs Over Judgement

Thats all I have to say about that

Go Buy Guns And Lots Of Em!

Not really...I mean go ahead. It may be a bit less problematic now. In a nutshell the Supreme Court (SCOTUS) said that the second amendment does trump the bans on owning a handgun for protection in your own home that some cities have.

This is a victory for freedom as well as law abiding citizens everywhere!!

There is no Santa Claus

and the President said "ass!"

More breaking news soon.

the bald one

Al Gore Takes the Cake Again!!

Maybe Al is counting on the mass amounts of feces building up in his body to kill him before the rising ocean next to his new mansion does!


It’s good to be green - Al Gore buys $9 million seaside home

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Kramers Pig Man Found!

Swallow This! Uhh, Bret Michales Knows What I Mean

Bret Michaels underwent emergency appendectomy surgery earlier this week. He is now recovering in a Texas facility specializing in post op care for diabetics.

Get well Bret!

Jerry Jones, Tim Tebow, Bill Parcels and Liquor

This is not an important story but a funny one. Mr Jones-I hope you had a driver!! Seriously, pretty tame stuff. Just sounds like a buzzed man to me.

You can watch at www.deadspin.com

LA Dodgers Open 2010 at Chavez Ravine

I am not enough of an inside baseball guy to get too deep here. I simply wanna wish the sharpest baseball team in the bigs good luck as they open the 2010 at Dodger Stadium.

Go BLUE!

Beautiful Columbus

Believe it or not I took this picture inside the outer belt yesterday! This waterfall is right smack dab in the middle of a huge city. Just thought I would share!

Social Justice and Being A Nazi...Here ya go KO

Its simple. Beck used the wrong words while describing what he didnt like about social justice. Take it from Pope BOSMOS that you can attend a church that uses those words.

He should have been more clear but lets face it he's not a theologian.

Here is a basic primer for those of you that dont get it:

Bad "Social Justice"

* Using the words SOCIAL JUSTICE as an excuse to raise taxes

* Thinking that fighting for equal access to abortion is ok even if it uses my money

*Believing that shutting down the voice of folks who dont agree with you is patriotic

Good "Social Justice"

*Feeding the poor no matter why they are poor

*Welcoming people in your church that arent different than you

*Fighting for equal pay for equal work

I think you get my point. It is sad that Beck used such a poor choice of words because he has some good things to say but this latest quote about not attending a church that uses the words "Social Justice" is crazy.

So those of you who hate Beck now you have more reasons to do so.

-the bald one

CONGRATS BUCKEYES!! BIG TEN CHAMPS!

Having a Smoke-Canadian Style

I am amazed how uptight people are. Just lettem have fun!

Kansas City Chiefs Leave River falls

Talked to a KC Public relations person yesterday who told me that the Chiefs were going to St Joe, MO for Spring Camp this year. That is an easy flight from Columbus!

The Doctor Will See You Now!

I thought this picture was funny.

TIGER TIGER TIGER

OK bro so you are forgiven (ps i didnt think you needed to apologize to me-but since you did Ill comment).

Go sin no more and lets get to teeing it up dude...we got majors to win!

By the way-America is composed of folks on second, third and fourth chances.

the bald one

Updates and New Blogs Coming Soon!

Here Comes The Pain

What happened yesterday in MA is only a taste of what is to come. Don't let any talking head on TV or the radio convince you that local issues caused the dems to drop this seat...it was all health care. If the dems got spanked in MA just wait until more moderate states have elections...its gonna be a massacre. Lets hope some third party of intelligent life shows up so we don't have to sit through the pain of tons of Republicans filling these seats...they all deserve to be thrown out...every last one of them!!