COPS trying to find tongue cutter outers!

A strange happening has been noted all across North America. Both Democrats and Yankee fans seem to be missing their tongues! Please call your local Police Department if you know any helpful information. I suppose you could NPR for the former issue. The listener care line is 202. 513.3232 You may want to call collect because they don't have much money except what our taxes fund.

What I like and What I Dont

I like Jamey Johnson. He is the real deal. He is classified as country but he is so much more. www.Jameyjohnson.com

I don't like the fact that the NFL will more than likely strike. I suppose fame and fortune just isn't enough for some people...it is great for me-so if any NFL guys want to give away money-call my agent.

the bald one

At least he wasnt driving!

Colts punter Pat Mc Afee was arrested this morning for public intoxication. The cops found him swimming in a city canal. When the cops asked him how much he had to drink he said "A lot cause I am drunk!"